1.What is something Mom always says to you? "I love you."
2.What makes Mom happy? "Giving a smile to her."
3.What makes Mom sad? "When I'm sick." (We've been home 3 days with flu)
4. How does your Mom make you laugh? "Tickle me and make silly faces."
5. What was your Mom like as a child? "Telling jokes and going on the teeter-toter."
6. How old is your Mom? "16" (Hey, that expensive face cream IS paying off!!)
7. How tall is she? "80 feet"
8.What is her favorite thing to do? "Go to Turkey Run and eat pizza." (Pretty much true.)
9. What does your Mom do when you're not around? "Vacuum." (Ahh it's a glamorous life I lead.)
10.If your Mom becomes famous, what will it be for? "I don't know what famous is."
11.What is your Mom really good at? "Taking care of sick people."(Notice the recurring sick theme here.)
12. What is your Mom not very good at? "Driving." (This might explain why she is always shouting directions at me from the back seat.)
13.What does your Mom do for her job?"Nothing. Just spank and cook. Let's skip this question." (This one needs no comment.I think I hear Child Protective Services at the door right now.)
14.What is your Moms favorite food?"Spaghetti." (I think she has me confused with someone else.)
15.If your Mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? "Snow White."
16.What makes you proud of your Mom? "Her face."
17. What do you and your Mom like to do together? "Go to the library."
18.How are you and your Mom the same?"Our smiles."
19.How are you and your Mom different?"Our legs." (What's she trying to say????)
20.How do you know your Mom loves you?"By the way she takes care of me."
21.What does your Mom like most about your Dad?"He's handsome."(Notice she didn't say anything about deep pockets!)
22.Where does your Mom like to go?"To the grocery store to buy stuff."