In our past life, our Mondays were spent as a family frolicking in a quaint state park or small town-sampling the regions culinary delights with nothing but time on our hands.
Yesterday, Jason had to work an outing at the club and did not grace the doors until 8:00pm-dead on his feet and ready for a 5:00am wake up call this am.
And I got to go to Wheelchairs Etc. Medical Supply store with Hollis to order the seasons hottest style of compression stockings since my legs are now riddled with varicose/spider veins.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
I warned Hollis before we went in the store, she had a Happy Meal riding on this excursion.
And she was good.
She tested all the orthopedic shoes-and practiced her tying skills on them.
She gripped each of the walker handlebars? to see which brake was easier to push.
She measured my feet with that filthy shoe sizer.
She measured her feet with that filthy shoe sizer.
She reclined on all the recliners to see which one would lay the flattest.
She stared at the grouchy seniors that came in complaining that the basket on their walkers didn't fit right.
All the while I sat there and sweated it out while the saleslady discussed with the insurance company whether my $300 purchase would be covered or not.
I figured I could chalk these fashion forward accessories up as a birthday present, Christmas present, Valentines present, Box Day present and President's Day present all rolled into one for the year.
Jason wouldn't even have to wrap them!
After all the phone calls and negotiations, there were still some unresolved issues.
And they didn't even have my size so they had to special order them.
When Hollis and I got back in the car, she was abnormally quiet.
I knew this was the calm before the storm.
Finally, she said,
" Mama, are you going to have to get a wheelchair?"
After I stopped laughing long enough to answer her with a "No sweet pea, Mama just needs some special socks so her legs can feel better", I thought to myself-if I ever
do need a wheelchair- Hollis might possibly be the
last person I would ask to push me around.
But let's keep that our little secret, ok?